19 Things That Straight Morons Have Decided Are “Gay” — Including Sitting Outside

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I’m tired.

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Here’s a fun* activity to do on the internet: Take a browse through social media and see how many things people have decided are too “feminine” or “gay” for straight men to do. Or, just scroll through this post and laugh at how stupid these people can be.

*It is actually not fun at all, and also, you should know that this post is LOADED with idiotic, anti-gay sentiment. So, read on with caution.

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Looking in a mirror.

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Hearing.

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Being comfortable.

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4.

Saying “wow.”

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Sending a voice note.

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Drinking a mixed drink.

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7.

Working from home.

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8.

Eating kiwi (interesting that this one makes you bi, not gay!).

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Being named Sebastian.

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10.

Not burning one’s mouth.

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Celebrating a birthday.

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Carrying food in proper containers.

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I guess I’m not surprised by the first part (sigh) but…asking for light ice?

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Using too many question marks!!!!!!! (What’s the consensus on exclamation marks, I wonder?)

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Being warm.

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16.

Taking a woman on a date to a nice restaurant?

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Eating outside. (Also, good job censoring the word “gay,” everyone knows if you say it, you become gay. Science.)

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Carrying groceries in a bag.

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And finally, having sex with lots of women.